Jorge's adventures of today...

Today, I, Jorge the more than magnificent king....went to the holy cathedrals and prayed from sunset until the first early morning sun. I was repenting for my sins so as to ensure my place in the holy kingdom above...and so the holy pesos gods would be much invigorated with happiness that they will reign upon me wealth and prosperity...and that MAYBE one day....they will make it rain pesos just where i am standing. After this tiring dedication....I enslaved Bob in a crate and sent him over the boarder with a bunch of many many mexicans that are not supposed to be in America. Only kings may come here illegally!! It is the law of the pesos gods! ANYWAY, i did this to Bob because he was worrying me, he was not acting normal!!! so i had to please the pesos gods and send him to my country to feed on stale crackers and unclean water so as to insure his holy conversion into the waters of purity and into the holy magnificent church of the pesos gods.

Last night, carlos the duke of all musical instruments slept in my castle. i did not invite her...but she needed a place to sleep, eat eggs, fart, use the computer....and other religious rituals that are pleasing.

anyway, i think this is enough to keep you thinking of your conversion to the holy church of the pesos gods.
Keep thinkin about it....

(you were suppose to read this in a mexi accent, if you didn't. you are an imbecile)

Much kingliness,
Jorge the more than magnificent king

I forgots something!

I forgots to show you something! This es Paco and Jorge the Great Kings!

It Es Paco's Birthday!

Tomorrow es paco's birthday. which is a very holy day! so all of you fools better buy the great king a gift or she will come at you wearing stretchy pants and using only a single peso to hurt you with es mighty forces of the pesos holy gods. thank you.

A little about Paco...

Oh hello there my mexican brothers! I am your king, Paco the Great King of Many Wonders! You may just call me Paco! You have heard from my fellow king, Jorge about our many adventures on singlemexicans.com and many more, and of our hero, Nacho. He is so holy. You may think i dont know a buttload of crap about the gospel, but i DO! Bob is my manager, he es a very nice fat man and we es love him, even tho he es a stupid fat man. and not a mexican soul brother of wonders! I love Jorge the magnificent as my own brother in the holy pesos gods, who bless us with many blessings of wealth and beauty! Some things i enjoy are stale crackers and unclean water across the border, where i smuggle drugs and pesos for my nonmexican friends. I love to update my singlemexicans.com profile often, changing my picture often. I am a great king and everybody does love me! (And if you did not read this is a mexi accent, you fail and must go back and read it again, you stupid!) Thank you and have a nice day, you es young singlemexican lovers!

Jorge

We first met on SingleMexicans.com and we were very close on there...until we find out we were both girls, now we are juss friends. Es good now. Together we talk Mexi in the day, and sometimes in the night. It drives her parents loco. but, es good because Paco's mama juss loves her apron that my mama gave her. I gave Paco a makeover the other night and she looks sexy...especially to all of her mexican guy lovers out there. I es not gay. stop thinking it, i know you do. You cannot hide it. Paco has been my friend since we were like four year of ages. And we both used to fight over "my" bell dress. We also used to fight over imaginary boyfriends named Jack. We would even fight over our own names, we both had always wanted to be called Diamond...where this came from...i know not. but we are no longer juss friends we are now mexi buddies on singlemexicans.com we also enlarge our nostrils on photoshop juss the way my papa likes dem. If you do not figure by now that i am speaking in my Mexi accent you better start over...do it right! or as we say in the homeland (after we get caught sneeking across the border and they feed us stale crackers) Holy Pesos of the earth! The other day, Paco and i, Jorge (Hor-hay) we left to confess to the father. It cost us all the pesos we posses. it was not cool. But at least we have been baptized, and we are clean from sin. Felizidades to us.

-Jorge

The story of two American girls who are Mexican brothers at heart

This is the story of two silly girls who love to do silly things. Yes they are female and yes they are brothers....Mexican brothers, even though they are American and female. Mexican brothers means blood brothers to them, because they truly are blood brothers. The story starts with two Mexican kings named Paco and Jorge (hor-hay). Women that rule the world secretly, but live just like everyone else. They are strong believers in the Pesos Gods and love talking about a strange man named Bob. Nacho Libre is their idol forever and ever. The rest is a mystery and yet to be discovered.

-Haley (Paco) and McKenzie (Jorge)