Today, I, Jorge the more than magnificent king....went to the holy cathedrals and prayed from sunset until the first early morning sun. I was repenting for my sins so as to ensure my place in the holy kingdom above...and so the holy pesos gods would be much invigorated with happiness that they will reign upon me wealth and prosperity...and that MAYBE one day....they will make it rain pesos just where i am standing. After this tiring dedication....I enslaved Bob in a crate and sent him over the boarder with a bunch of many many mexicans that are not supposed to be in America. Only kings may come here illegally!! It is the law of the pesos gods! ANYWAY, i did this to Bob because he was worrying me, he was not acting normal!!! so i had to please the pesos gods and send him to my country to feed on stale crackers and unclean water so as to insure his holy conversion into the waters of purity and into the holy magnificent church of the pesos gods.
Last night, carlos the duke of all musical instruments slept in my castle. i did not invite her...but she needed a place to sleep, eat eggs, fart, use the computer....and other religious rituals that are pleasing.
anyway, i think this is enough to keep you thinking of your conversion to the holy church of the pesos gods.
Keep thinkin about it....
(you were suppose to read this in a mexi accent, if you didn't. you are an imbecile)
Much kingliness,
Jorge the more than magnificent king
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