Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jorge

We first met on SingleMexicans.com and we were very close on there...until we find out we were both girls, now we are juss friends. Es good now. Together we talk Mexi in the day, and sometimes in the night. It drives her parents loco. but, es good because Paco's mama juss loves her apron that my mama gave her. I gave Paco a makeover the other night and she looks sexy...especially to all of her mexican guy lovers out there. I es not gay. stop thinking it, i know you do. You cannot hide it. Paco has been my friend since we were like four year of ages. And we both used to fight over "my" bell dress. We also used to fight over imaginary boyfriends named Jack. We would even fight over our own names, we both had always wanted to be called Diamond...where this came from...i know not. but we are no longer juss friends we are now mexi buddies on singlemexicans.com we also enlarge our nostrils on photoshop juss the way my papa likes dem. If you do not figure by now that i am speaking in my Mexi accent you better start over...do it right! or as we say in the homeland (after we get caught sneeking across the border and they feed us stale crackers) Holy Pesos of the earth! The other day, Paco and i, Jorge (Hor-hay) we left to confess to the father. It cost us all the pesos we posses. it was not cool. But at least we have been baptized, and we are clean from sin. Felizidades to us.

-Jorge

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